Broken Mirrors Make It Hard To See

tomlinsarse:

what 

my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time

just

the fuck

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sighsdreamily:

is this what folks would refer to as “too busy”

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cheddarcheesehog:

I don’t brain my know.

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anticosmo:

timothy-turner:

u ok there cosmo

um

nvm

omfasdfasdf

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poultryheadcelebration:

All of those happy meals really paid off.

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