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mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

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stfueverything:

anniesghost:

What I don’t get is why some fems refer to themselves as proud misandrists, yet scoff when people suggest misandry is real?

Because they say they’re proud misandrists as a joke. It’s satire. It’s not real. 

Also, there could be individuals who hate men for what men have done to them in their lifetime, but misandry as a systematic oppression is NOT FUCKING REAL. 

Why is this hard?

(via gtfothinspo)

nothingbutangst:

is ignoring it and just being a huge loser all the time a good response to being depressed

because thats what im doing

(via hungry-feminist)

ronaldkn0x:

ur cute AND funny??? hahhahhahahhahaha„ OH no

(via chachachacheetah)

sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food. T_T

(via kankrivantass9cialjustice6l9gger)

flyinginafriendshipship:

what if church was called jesuscon

(via irishbirdy1)

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed, gay child

(via kankrivantass9cialjustice6l9gger)

(Source: shorthairedjesus, via theroadtorecoveryy)

theprettygoodgatsby:

people who claim to be LGBT supports but really only support the G

(via ironicdavestrider)

Jade, it’s rude to stare at Tori’s butt when she’s coming out.

(Source: zilgillies, via troianboobsarios)

claydols:

i really dont like this whole “you cant have an opinion on tumblr” attitude because really its “you cant have a hateful/offensive/ignorant opinion on tumblr because youll get called out and corrected”
and thats
a good and appropriate consequence

(via starlesseyes)

princemordo:

heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

• its not you
• there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
• i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

• pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
• be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
• ps its more than likely because i want to be close

(via bulbabum)

rejectmediocrity:

sharnacious:

When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right? 

I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly. 

After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.

AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.

Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good. 

Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous. 

So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face. 

MR….FACE….

(via popandlocknessmonster)

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

(via abeautiful-beast)